**——BREAKING NEWS——**

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highschoolfan
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**——BREAKING NEWS——**

Post by highschoolfan » April 8th, 2022, 10:03 pm

Breaking News
2022 PA Power Wrestling and Intermat Wrestling have released the long awaited 2022 Pre-Birth rankings.
The Bishop McCort pipeline has 3 kids listed in the Pre-Birth age group. PA Power is calling this installment of rankings their “Womb Warriors.” To qualify, a child must be in the 2nd trimester of development or earlier. Having 3 kids in this list places McCort atop the pre-birth top 25 rankings for the first time in their illustrious history.
The rankings are scientifically backed by proven developmental measurements that are precursor predictors of athletic success. There is a tried and true algorithm that takes percentile figures for weight, length, and head circumference into account. Number of fetal movements, rolls, and kicks also play a factor. PA Power and Intermat rankings have tracked womb-developing athletes using this projection model for 7 years. It has been proven to predict PJW regional qualifiers with a 12.375% accuracy rate, which is the highest level of success for these types of prediction models nationwide. The next closest model comes from the WhatDoYouMeanChildhood Group out of Northern Ohio; however their model is only predicting with 9.333% accuracy.

Take it as you will, but I know most of Western PA, and possibly the nation, will have their sights on this group of future Crushers. Most of the group is set to graduate in 2041. This of course assumes a traditional start time and age for all grades and a normal progression through the academic career (fluidity in this area can affect timelines significantly).

Stand by for weekly changes and updates to these rankings (social media will be the most reliable and often used means for sharing info in regards to this riveting development). Enjoy!

-as this satirical piece was made, it became evident that it is not that ridiculously far from many truths :^o

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Re: **——BREAKING NEWS——**

Post by Manfred » April 9th, 2022, 8:54 am

It was amusing. For about 15 seconds. You have way too much time on your hands.
It ain't over until it's over.

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