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their testicles because of their

alternative method of procreation called

"liqour up front and poker in the rear" and this seemed to sove whatevere problem they were trying to fix until

it became obvoius that

Dawg's head inflamed to over four feet in diameter

when he learned that

all things being equal, fat people use more soap.

actually a new unversity of chicago study shows that fat people although more body mass, use less soap based on the fact that body fat produces more suds more quickly.

if you beleive everything you read then

you're as far out there as dawg is