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Maybe it was Hop Sing's wok caught on fire. "Missa Hoss, you go now. You been here FOUR HOUR!" Ooops, wrong show.

POP QUIZ

Who is going t oplay Daisy Duke in the upcoming Dukes of Hazzard movie?

Come to think of it: Four guys living in the middle of nowhere with a male cook? NAH. Maybe today, but not in the '60's.

not so much a matter of who will b playing daisy duke...but when will she be making an appearance with hugh heffner & co.?

In the new Dukes of Hazzard, the part of Daisy Duke is played by Courtney Love. In the movie, Daisy, who's been away and living in the big city, returns to Hazzard County. She comes storming into town on a motorcycle, handlebar in one hand, an open 5th of whiskey in the other, smoking an old stogie she had found (short but not too big around). Uncle Jesse immediately goes into cardiac arrest. Boss Hogg has her arrested. In the courtroom Boss Hogg says to her, "You know you've been brought here for drinking". Daisy replies, "Great. When do we start". About this time the Duke boys show up and rescue her. As they drive into the sunset on the General Lee, Roscoe P. Coltrane calls Cooter a Dipstick!! Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.

Wrong, Wrong, Wrong, Wrong, Moldo.

Next guess.

Jessica Simpson

"There's a hold-up in the Bronx, Brooklyn's broken out in fights. There's a traffic jam in Harlem that's backed up to Jackson Heights. There's a scout troop short a child, Kruschev's due in Idlewild!! CAR 54, ARE YOU THERE?

Moldo, Moldo- It's "Car 54, WHERE ARE YOU?"

Nowadays its "Studio 54, What are you?"