Favorite Movie Quotes--PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED

[Gunner18]

"what are you doing?"
"taking my shoes off, i run faster with out them"
"you cant out run a bear!"
"i dont have to to out run the bear, i just have to out run you"

Without a Paddle

[count2infinity]

"alright crazy guy, i'm gonna go home now"
"i ain't crazy and i ain't a guy, the names Patches O'Hullahan, i'm your new coach"

[dougipher32]

Your just upset because you one of the out of focus guys - almost famous

Where do you get off calling me innocent i'm dark and mysterious- almost famous

this is from garden state-

Sam- He likes me, hes trying to protect me, your my knight in shining armour

Largeman- Don't say knight around him thats a sore subject

Mark- that mofo is going pay

Largeman - Pun intended

[4him]

Tommy: A lot of people go to school for seven years.
Richard: Yeah, they're called doctors!

Tommy: I think you'll be OK here. They have a thin candy shell...surprised you didn't know that!

These and many more from Tommy Boy


"Squeal like a pig!" ---Deliverance

"What are they bightin' on?
...the end of my line." ---A River Runs Through It

[ham55]

Ron Burgundy: [to Baxter his dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to tell you this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I own many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Ron Burgundy: 1001, 1002, 1003. Ohh, it's a deep burn! It's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm because I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting, but I did over a thousand.

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch!
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, I am a professional and I'd appreciate it if you stopped acting like a baby!
Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I'm a MAN, I am an ANCHORMAN!
Veronica Corningstone: You, Ron, are a BIG, FAT JOKE!
Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and braun. That's what kind of man I am. Your just a woman with a brain a third the size of us men. It's science.

Brian Fantana: So the team pancake breakfast is tomorrow morning at nine, instead of eight.
Ron Burgundy: Oop... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, "jogging". I believe it's "jogging" or "yogging". it might be a soft "j". I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

Just a few from the Great movie, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

[WALTER4]

Not sure what the movie was called but it was about Chuck Barris, an alleged hitman for the CIA and the producer of the dating game

Contestant from the dating game: My mother is Welsch, and my father is
Hungarian. So I guess that would make me Wel-Hung

[count2infinity]

very nice walter...i like that one.

shrek: ogars are like onions
Donkey: they stink?
Shrek: No
Donkey:They make people cry?
Shrek: NO!!!
Donkey: oh...when you have em out in the sun too long they start sprouting little white hairs?
Shrek: NOOO!!! Layers! Onions have layers ogars have layers, you get it?
Donkey: oh....layers! hey...a cake has layers!

[V8]

People ask me, "Why do you do it Hoot? Why? You some kinda war junkie?" I won't say a dang word why. They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand it's about the men next to you, that's it. That's all it is. -Black Hawk Down

[tbs3189]

"Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner!"

[tbs3189]

"If you were a man I'd punch you, I'd punch you right in the mouth"

-Anchorman