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will you help me raise 2 million dollars by selling candy bars to rock stars for $1.00 a piece?
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Why don't you just sell your body for intercourse for $100 to all the ladies in town?
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Aren't we trying to make money, not spend it?
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What if we strapped a fat kid into a seat that was attached to a bungee cord and video taped him when it was released... then sold the video to people to laugh at him...do you think we could make money that way?
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couldn't we just forget about the money and go push down fat kids instead?
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if we bought an old van and spray painted "free candy" on the side would people think we were legit?
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if that doesn't work, can we try an ice cream truck, or perhaps find a short school bus? Isn't it true that the cool kids sit in the back of the bus and on the short bus every seat is the back?
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Does this towel smell like ether to you?
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Is it safe to swim without a towel?
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Did you remember to bring a towel to dry off with so that you didn't get sick?
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