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will you help me raise 2 million dollars by selling candy bars to rock stars for $1.00 a piece?

Why don't you just sell your body for intercourse for $100 to all the ladies in town?

Aren't we trying to make money, not spend it?

What if we strapped a fat kid into a seat that was attached to a bungee cord and video taped him when it was released... then sold the video to people to laugh at him...do you think we could make money that way?

couldn't we just forget about the money and go push down fat kids instead?

if we bought an old van and spray painted "free candy" on the side would people think we were legit?

if that doesn't work, can we try an ice cream truck, or perhaps find a short school bus? Isn't it true that the cool kids sit in the back of the bus and on the short bus every seat is the back?

Does this towel smell like ether to you?

Is it safe to swim without a towel?

Did you remember to bring a towel to dry off with so that you didn't get sick?