LHAC Football 2005

[flybynight]

yes, Illigal activity always intrigue me

[JungleJuice2]

What will Westmont be like? Do they have anything else besides Kanuch or will they one of those teams where you shut down there main guy and you shut down them?

[The Ancient Enemy]

Gotta love Old Moldy. Points his finger at Your Literary Hero for my accurate "Utah 500 - Pitt 0" post AFTER he just posted a one-liner that was a PSU score! Actually, my post was wrong. I was trying to give the comparison of team sacks. The post should have read "Utah 750 - Pitt 0". I think the whole Pitt line should file for social security, because their reflexes are about as good as my 300 year old grandfather when he gets behind the wheel of his car. But unlike Pitt's offense in that travesty of a game, the car actually moves forward.

Oh yeah, the LHAC...

Westmont won't win a game, and McCort will win the state title. Just ask Cory Isenberg, she'll tell you all about it. I drove past the Tribune and there was a McCort flag hanging off the front towards Central Park. Anyone ever get close enough to see what the statue out front is actually reading? It's a book called "Bishop McCort's Football Championships". That's why the book is so little. How great is it that McCort has been practicing their offense in full-pads since last Christmas and they still won't beat any of the better teams on their schedule? I could beat Windber with SHADE'S offense if I practiced that long! Those kids at UPJ are seasoned vets at this sh*t. They're like the troops at Valley Forge by the time the season actually starts. But instead of no food and no shoes, they get all their meals paid for by the Tribune Democrat and special all-terrain shoes paid for by the Johnstown-Altoona Catholic Diocese. Hey, that's the way we like it. That's where I like to see my parents' money go towards when they throw it in the collection plate. Actually, it would be a sigh of relief to know the money was going to McCort after the surrounding parishes built Guilfoyle a new wing. Hopefully with all the new recruits, Kenny can re-take the LH trophy, which he never had to begin with. LETSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRUSHERS!!!!

[Pale Rider]

TAE- I gotta hand it to you- that was one of your better posts on here. I especially liked the part about the statue against the Trib bldg.

[El-Moldo]

It's not a book, it's a pamphlet.

[flybynight]

was her father that good of a sports writer?

[wrestler21]

not sure

[flybynight]

man of few words,

[wrestler21]

who me?

[flybynight]

yes