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Has anyone seen the very ridiculous Big Ten commercial with all the kids in Under Armor acting like they are awesome football players? It is very classy. Every one of the kids says something like this: "I will have the honor of Drew Brees." And another kid says something like "I will have the tenacity of Simeon Rice."

Well, I was doing some thinking. I have a few suggestions for a REAL Big Ten commercial.

"I will have the tenacity of Anwar Phillips."

"I will have the study skills of Andy Katzenmoyer."

"I will have the weight-room dedication of Tony Mandarich."

"I will have the racist drunkenness of Kerry Collins."

"I will have the bulletproof vest-wearing, vodka-chugging, hatchet-wielding skills of Maurice Clarett."

I WILL!!!!!

i will, try to commit as many felonies as penn states football team...

^^oh wait, thats pretty much impossible :lol:

So basically this thread went right over this guy's head.

i like the one with all the coaches.... especially at the very end "COME TO PENN STATE!"