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Schools Ranked Ahead of Pitt in the Directors Cup Standings.

Posted: May 5th, 2009, 10:44 pm
by The Ancient Enemy
The Awesome Elephant on the warpath tonight, folks!!!! Showing that Native American heritage!!!!

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Here are some of the schools listed ahead of Pitt in the Director's Cup Standings:

Princeton, Villanova, DENVER, New Hampshire, Cornell, Harvard, Boston, and Yale. Vermont and James Madison are nipping at their heels!!!!! Better RUN FASTER to escape!!!! HELP, HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Schools Ranked Ahead of Pitt in the Directors Cup Standi

Posted: May 5th, 2009, 11:16 pm
by El-Moldo
What is the Director's Cup?

Re: Schools Ranked Ahead of Pitt in the Directors Cup Standi

Posted: May 5th, 2009, 11:22 pm
by El-Moldo
I do know that Paterno doesn't have to worry about the Catcher's Cup. He doesn't have the balls to discipline any of his players.

Re: Schools Ranked Ahead of Pitt in the Directors Cup Standi

Posted: May 5th, 2009, 11:29 pm
by The Ancient Enemy

Re: Schools Ranked Ahead of Pitt in the Directors Cup Standi

Posted: May 5th, 2009, 11:39 pm
by El-Moldo
I never go to websites. Ever.

Re: Schools Ranked Ahead of Pitt in the Directors Cup Standi

Posted: May 6th, 2009, 12:11 am
by frostlion
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BLAST YOU PAUL HACKETT.....I SAID EXTRA CHEESE!!!!!!!!

Re: Schools Ranked Ahead of Pitt in the Directors Cup Standi

Posted: May 6th, 2009, 1:28 am
by The Ancient Enemy
Curtis Martin just tried to sell me a ShamWow at a kiosk in Irving Mall. He was wearing a nametag that said "Mr. Irrelevant".

Re: Schools Ranked Ahead of Pitt in the Directors Cup Standi

Posted: May 6th, 2009, 6:39 am
by shocker
Are you sure you have not mistaken him for Todd Blackledge, Blair Thomas or Ki Jana Carter?

Since your last post was way off topic I will continue to go off topic with you. Here are 3 questions for ya.....
What former nitwit qb has had more success in the nfl than Dan Marino? What former psu rb has had more success in the nfl than Curtis Martin? What former psu wr has had more success in the nfl than Larry Fitzgerald?

Try not to waiver too much off topic here and please no disertations or explanations. Just give me 3 former psu alums that have produced more yardage and td's than these 3 former Pitters at their respective positions while playing the nfl. :shock:

Re: Schools Ranked Ahead of Pitt in the Directors Cup Standi

Posted: May 6th, 2009, 1:31 pm
by The Ancient Enemy
What former nitwit qb has had more success in the nfl than Dan Marino?

Since Dan marino never won 1 big game in the NFL, I'm gonna say Blackledge, Sacca, Collins, Wally Richardson, Zack Mills, and Anthony Morelli.

What former psu rb has had more success in the nfl than Curtis Martin?

FRANCO HARRIS.

What former psu wr has had more success in the nfl than Larry Fitzgerald?

Jurevicius has played on 3 Super Bowl teams, and Bobby Engram is STILL a starter in the National Football League, 15 years into his career.

Remember... we are going by "success", as you stated it.

Here's 3 questions back to you:

1. Since Dan marino is such a coke head, and coke makes you lose weight, how did Marino do all that coke and still get fat?

2. Find me a human being under age 25 who has ever heard of Curtis Martin.

3. Does Fudge Fazio live in the depths of Heinz Field like the Hunchback of Notre Dame?

Re: Schools Ranked Ahead of Pitt in the Directors Cup Standi

Posted: May 6th, 2009, 2:25 pm
by deliverance
I'm under 25 and I have Curtis Martin's autograph. :lol: