TOOF N NAIL WK 7
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TOOF N NAIL WK 7
Another week in the books, me and my hated rival DeBiceps once again flexed our college football muscle. What did we see last week? Well, for one, Wisconsin and Auburn did exactly what I predicted in the preseason. And, as I predicted in the preseason, Ball State and Tulsa are looking unstoppable. Ball State does have WMU this weekend, though, and I think epople are really sleeping on them.
SEASON OVERALL:
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THE AWESOME ELEPHANT: 303-49
DEBICEPS: 285-67
LAST WEEK
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TAE: 41-12
DEBICEPS: 35-18
TUESDAY 10/07/08:
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TROY VS. FLORIDA ATLANTIC
FAU has been a major letdown this season. They'll drop another.
THURSDAY 10/09/08:
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CLEMSON VS. WAKE FOREST
Who knows. This literalyy could go either way. Since the ACC sucks so bad, give me Clemson.
UAB VS. HOUSTON
This is more of a question about how many yards Keenum throws for. 500? 600?
FRIDAY 10/10/08:
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LOUISVILLE VS. MEMPHIS
This is actually a pretty big rivalry. I'm gonna take Memphis, because Louisville cant play defense, let alone against MEMPHISTOPHELES aka Arkelon Hall.
SEASON OVERALL:
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THE AWESOME ELEPHANT: 303-49
DEBICEPS: 285-67
LAST WEEK
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TAE: 41-12
DEBICEPS: 35-18
TUESDAY 10/07/08:
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TROY VS. FLORIDA ATLANTIC
FAU has been a major letdown this season. They'll drop another.
THURSDAY 10/09/08:
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CLEMSON VS. WAKE FOREST
Who knows. This literalyy could go either way. Since the ACC sucks so bad, give me Clemson.
UAB VS. HOUSTON
This is more of a question about how many yards Keenum throws for. 500? 600?
FRIDAY 10/10/08:
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LOUISVILLE VS. MEMPHIS
This is actually a pretty big rivalry. I'm gonna take Memphis, because Louisville cant play defense, let alone against MEMPHISTOPHELES aka Arkelon Hall.
Last edited by The Ancient Enemy on September 20th, 2011, 12:35 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: TOOF N NAIL WK 7
SATURDAY 10/11/08:
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IOWA VS. INDIANA
Shonn Green might be the best back in the B10. Give me the Hawks in a RARE win.
TOLEDO VS. MICHIGAN
I'm always worried if I dont take Michigan, Groz will get mad at me. Better give em the Wolverinez.
TEXAS VS. OKLAHOMA
Neither team has played anyone, but since OU has every good HS prospect from texas, give me OU.
EAST CAROLINA VS. VIRGINIA
I'll take UVA in an upset. God. How bad is Virginia?
SYRACUSE VS. WEST VIRGINIA
Eers win another close one and Bill Stewart gets a contract extension.
MINNESOTA VS. ILLINOIS
Hey ya hey ya hey ya hey ya. That's Chief Zooker's war dance, Gophers.
RUTGERS VS. CINCINNATI
Cincinnati called me this week and asked me if I wanted to be their QB since I threw 27 TD's to Billy Bearer on swing-passes in a backyard football league in about 1993. I declined. BUT BILLY BEARER DIDNT!!!!! GIVE ME THE CINCINNATI BEARER CATS!!!!!
SOUTH CAROLINA VS. KENTUCKY
I loathe South Carolina, but give me the Gamecocks... I guess.
COLORADO VS. KANSAS
I actually hope Kansas wins the North so I get to watch them get pummeled by OU in the title game.
EASTERN MICHIGAN VS. ARMY
Make that 3 wins for EMU!
KANSAS STATE VS. TEXAS A&M
God, who cares. Kansas State.
UTAH VS. WYOMING
Utes get revenge on cowboys. Not sure if ever even fought.
OHIO VS. KENT STATE
Should be called CAN'T State.
VANDERBILT VS. MISSISSIPPI STATE
Vandy by 10.
NEBRASKA VS. TEXAS TECH
This will be a nightmare. Tech by 46.
ARIZONA STATE V.S USC
I cant stand Dennis Erickson or the ASU uniforms. USC by 50.
TCU VS. COLORADO STATE
I'm taking Colorado State in the upset.
GARDNER-WEBB VS. GEORGIA TECH
My hated rival, DeBiceps, hates G-Tech for no reason. He'll be hating them even more when this program wins 7,000 games.
TENNESSEE VS. GEORGIA
I got Georgia on my mind and Fulmer has pancakes on his mind. I win.
MICHIGAN STATE VS. NORTHWESTERN
Ready for NW to get exposed and go 6-6? It starts this week.
NOTRE DAME VS. NORTH CAROLINA
UNC close and everyone will pretend ND is decent.
PURDUE VS. OHIO STATE
Ohio State by 2.
WESTERN MICHIGAN VS. BUFFALO
WMU is a lot tougher than ppl think. I'll take the Cherokees or Bandits or Mustangs or whatever they are called. I seriously don't remember right now.
UCF VS. MIAMI
Miami close.
TEMPLE VS. CENTRAL MICHIGAN
Owls are surprising people this year and CMU has been a disappointment. Chippewas harness the owls.
MIAMI OHIO VS. NORTHERN ILLINOIS
MoHo vs No Illy, either way you come out a winner. No Illy.
NEW MEXICO STATE VS. NEVADA
Colin Kaepernick is a Sherman tank that throws missile TDs and crushes the weak with his gigantic alien body.
ARKANSAS VS. AUBURN
Auburn is gonna win a game? That's unfortunately that one of these teams will win this game. Auburn.
ARIZONA VS. STANFORD
Meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow-MEOW-meow-meow-meow. The Meow Mix song declares Arizona the winner.
NEW MEXICO VS. BYU
I'm embarrassed to be a part of a society where New mexico is not required by law to name all sports teams The Aliens. BYU by 90.
BOWLING GREEN VS. AKRON
They have a kangaroo as a mascot. Who do you think I'd take if it came down to a tough call? Obviously the Zips.
WASHINGTON STATE VS. OREGON STATE
Oregon State pummels WAZZOU.
BALL STATE VS. WESTERN KENTUCKY
Ride the wave: Ball State is going undefeated.
IOWA STATE VS. BAYLOR
I bet Iowa State thinks this is a game they can win. Not so fast, my friend!!!
LA LAFAYETTE VS. NORTH TEXAS
UNT is so bad it seriously shouldn't even be discussed.
LA MONROE VS. ARKANSAS STATE
This is what it sounds like when doves cry: picking against the nWo Red. Charlie "The Wiz" Weatherbie is the man, he's the Wiz, no one tops the Wiz.
MIDDLE TENNESSEE STATE VS. FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL
Well, now, lets see, shall we? Let's take a look into my crystal ball, OR SHOULD I SAY... CRISTOBOL? Panthers are on the hunt for a sliver of that juicy Abe Kmetz flesh!
UTAH STATE VS. SAN JOSE STATE
Man... I really do have a place in my heart for both of these teams. I hate when I need to pick one, it is like picking which son you prefer. Give me San Jose.
LSU VS. FLORIDA
I couldn't care any less about Florida at this point. I cant stand their coach, they have zero running game, their defensive players are always overrated, and lose stupid games. I want LSU in this one by 20.
OKLAHOMA STATE VS. MISSOURI
I really want OSU to pull this out, but give me Missouri.
PENN STATE VS. WISCONSIN
Bigtime upset alert, but I'll say Penn State wins a very close game.
TULSA VS. SOUTHERN METHODIST
Tulsa by 80. I love Tulsa, I love David Johnson, I love Gus Malzahn, and I love McChickens with no mayo and a large Diet Coke with monopoly pieces, which I am now en route to buying.
BOISE STATE VS. SOUTHERN MISS
Boise, Boise, are you ready? Ready? Boise, Boise, are you ready, ready? To boogie boogie boogie down, boogie down.
TULANE VS. UTEP
I have no idea if either of these teams are worth a dang. I keep betting against UTEP and they win. Give me UTEP.
AIR FORCE VS. SAN DIEGO STATE
Poor Chuck Long. Gimme AF by... hmm... 96?
IDAHO VS. FRESNO STATE
What did Fresno do? Pulled a Fresno. But they win here.
UCLA VS. OREGON
Offensive geniuses Norm Chow and Rick Neuhiesel are about to get driven into the ground yet again. Where's defensive genius Dwayne Walker been all season?
LA TECH VS. HAWAII
I only watch hawaii home games on the GamePlan because the play-by-play is hilarious. It is so overly homer that it is actually enjoyable. And the guy calls them "Hoo-i-hee" in his Islander accent. It might be Junior Seau. Or Umaga. UMMMMAAAGAAAAAAAAA!!!!! LA Tech on the road.
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IOWA VS. INDIANA
Shonn Green might be the best back in the B10. Give me the Hawks in a RARE win.
TOLEDO VS. MICHIGAN
I'm always worried if I dont take Michigan, Groz will get mad at me. Better give em the Wolverinez.
TEXAS VS. OKLAHOMA
Neither team has played anyone, but since OU has every good HS prospect from texas, give me OU.
EAST CAROLINA VS. VIRGINIA
I'll take UVA in an upset. God. How bad is Virginia?
SYRACUSE VS. WEST VIRGINIA
Eers win another close one and Bill Stewart gets a contract extension.
MINNESOTA VS. ILLINOIS
Hey ya hey ya hey ya hey ya. That's Chief Zooker's war dance, Gophers.
RUTGERS VS. CINCINNATI
Cincinnati called me this week and asked me if I wanted to be their QB since I threw 27 TD's to Billy Bearer on swing-passes in a backyard football league in about 1993. I declined. BUT BILLY BEARER DIDNT!!!!! GIVE ME THE CINCINNATI BEARER CATS!!!!!
SOUTH CAROLINA VS. KENTUCKY
I loathe South Carolina, but give me the Gamecocks... I guess.
COLORADO VS. KANSAS
I actually hope Kansas wins the North so I get to watch them get pummeled by OU in the title game.
EASTERN MICHIGAN VS. ARMY
Make that 3 wins for EMU!
KANSAS STATE VS. TEXAS A&M
God, who cares. Kansas State.
UTAH VS. WYOMING
Utes get revenge on cowboys. Not sure if ever even fought.
OHIO VS. KENT STATE
Should be called CAN'T State.
VANDERBILT VS. MISSISSIPPI STATE
Vandy by 10.
NEBRASKA VS. TEXAS TECH
This will be a nightmare. Tech by 46.
ARIZONA STATE V.S USC
I cant stand Dennis Erickson or the ASU uniforms. USC by 50.
TCU VS. COLORADO STATE
I'm taking Colorado State in the upset.
GARDNER-WEBB VS. GEORGIA TECH
My hated rival, DeBiceps, hates G-Tech for no reason. He'll be hating them even more when this program wins 7,000 games.
TENNESSEE VS. GEORGIA
I got Georgia on my mind and Fulmer has pancakes on his mind. I win.
MICHIGAN STATE VS. NORTHWESTERN
Ready for NW to get exposed and go 6-6? It starts this week.
NOTRE DAME VS. NORTH CAROLINA
UNC close and everyone will pretend ND is decent.
PURDUE VS. OHIO STATE
Ohio State by 2.
WESTERN MICHIGAN VS. BUFFALO
WMU is a lot tougher than ppl think. I'll take the Cherokees or Bandits or Mustangs or whatever they are called. I seriously don't remember right now.
UCF VS. MIAMI
Miami close.
TEMPLE VS. CENTRAL MICHIGAN
Owls are surprising people this year and CMU has been a disappointment. Chippewas harness the owls.
MIAMI OHIO VS. NORTHERN ILLINOIS
MoHo vs No Illy, either way you come out a winner. No Illy.
NEW MEXICO STATE VS. NEVADA
Colin Kaepernick is a Sherman tank that throws missile TDs and crushes the weak with his gigantic alien body.
ARKANSAS VS. AUBURN
Auburn is gonna win a game? That's unfortunately that one of these teams will win this game. Auburn.
ARIZONA VS. STANFORD
Meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow-MEOW-meow-meow-meow. The Meow Mix song declares Arizona the winner.
NEW MEXICO VS. BYU
I'm embarrassed to be a part of a society where New mexico is not required by law to name all sports teams The Aliens. BYU by 90.
BOWLING GREEN VS. AKRON
They have a kangaroo as a mascot. Who do you think I'd take if it came down to a tough call? Obviously the Zips.
WASHINGTON STATE VS. OREGON STATE
Oregon State pummels WAZZOU.
BALL STATE VS. WESTERN KENTUCKY
Ride the wave: Ball State is going undefeated.
IOWA STATE VS. BAYLOR
I bet Iowa State thinks this is a game they can win. Not so fast, my friend!!!
LA LAFAYETTE VS. NORTH TEXAS
UNT is so bad it seriously shouldn't even be discussed.
LA MONROE VS. ARKANSAS STATE
This is what it sounds like when doves cry: picking against the nWo Red. Charlie "The Wiz" Weatherbie is the man, he's the Wiz, no one tops the Wiz.
MIDDLE TENNESSEE STATE VS. FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL
Well, now, lets see, shall we? Let's take a look into my crystal ball, OR SHOULD I SAY... CRISTOBOL? Panthers are on the hunt for a sliver of that juicy Abe Kmetz flesh!
UTAH STATE VS. SAN JOSE STATE
Man... I really do have a place in my heart for both of these teams. I hate when I need to pick one, it is like picking which son you prefer. Give me San Jose.
LSU VS. FLORIDA
I couldn't care any less about Florida at this point. I cant stand their coach, they have zero running game, their defensive players are always overrated, and lose stupid games. I want LSU in this one by 20.
OKLAHOMA STATE VS. MISSOURI
I really want OSU to pull this out, but give me Missouri.
PENN STATE VS. WISCONSIN
Bigtime upset alert, but I'll say Penn State wins a very close game.
TULSA VS. SOUTHERN METHODIST
Tulsa by 80. I love Tulsa, I love David Johnson, I love Gus Malzahn, and I love McChickens with no mayo and a large Diet Coke with monopoly pieces, which I am now en route to buying.
BOISE STATE VS. SOUTHERN MISS
Boise, Boise, are you ready? Ready? Boise, Boise, are you ready, ready? To boogie boogie boogie down, boogie down.
TULANE VS. UTEP
I have no idea if either of these teams are worth a dang. I keep betting against UTEP and they win. Give me UTEP.
AIR FORCE VS. SAN DIEGO STATE
Poor Chuck Long. Gimme AF by... hmm... 96?
IDAHO VS. FRESNO STATE
What did Fresno do? Pulled a Fresno. But they win here.
UCLA VS. OREGON
Offensive geniuses Norm Chow and Rick Neuhiesel are about to get driven into the ground yet again. Where's defensive genius Dwayne Walker been all season?
LA TECH VS. HAWAII
I only watch hawaii home games on the GamePlan because the play-by-play is hilarious. It is so overly homer that it is actually enjoyable. And the guy calls them "Hoo-i-hee" in his Islander accent. It might be Junior Seau. Or Umaga. UMMMMAAAGAAAAAAAAA!!!!! LA Tech on the road.
Last edited by The Ancient Enemy on September 20th, 2011, 12:35 am, edited 1 time in total.
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"Their jerseys make me want to run through the desert and tackle a terrorist." - nLions1
Re: TOOF N NAIL WK 7
Back and better than ever, Suckers. Heres the Winners:
SATURDAY 10/11/08:
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IOWA VS. INDIANA
Hawkeyes
TOLEDO VS. MICHIGAN
Michigan is a 18 point favorite. I was kind of suprised at that.. but still, Mcguffie is freaking nasty dude. I'll take the Wolverines at home
TEXAS VS. OKLAHOMA
If Texas ever had a chance to "Knock off" the Sooners, this is the year. Better ask WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross for his opinion: FFell Folks, itsff ffgood fole jay are fere. mumble mumble mumble mumble. SOONERS!
EAST CAROLINA VS. VIRGINIA
ECU.
I just vomited in my lap.
SYRACUSE VS. WEST VIRGINIA
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOUNTAINERRS!.
MINNESOTA VS. ILLINOIS
Illini
RUTGERS VS. CINCINNATI
Cincinnati owns a piece of my heart, and Rutgers has been trash this year. Bearcats by 10
SOUTH CAROLINA VS. KENTUCKY
The Ball Coach lost to Vandy already.. I'm deeming it absolutely impossible for him to lose to the Wildcats in the same year.
COLORADO VS. KANSAS
Da Doomp! Da Doomp! Da Doomp! Da Doomp!
Buffalo charge!
EASTERN MICHIGAN VS. ARMY
Time for army to get back ON the shnide
KANSAS STATE VS. TEXAS A&M
Push L2 and Run to Victory! (PS, thanks for showing up last week, K State)
UTAH VS. WYOMING
I have slain an antelope in the fields of wyoming. Utah is about to slay a football team on a field IN wyoming
OHIO VS. KENT STATE
Ohio.. or backwards, ohiO (that wont get old.)
VANDERBILT VS. MISSISSIPPI STATE
So Sowwy, Commodors! CROOM ME!
NEBRASKA VS. TEXAS TECH
Tech suprised me and Nebraska dissapointed me. My mini infatuation with Nebrask is gone. Suck my Husker!
Tech 9
ARIZONA STATE V.S USC
LOVE pete carrol, Love the Dirty Sanchez, Also LOVE the helmet logo, and the colleseum, and the Trojan War March song. Sadly, SC doesnt cover against conference teams they should beat by 40. I'll take SC by 21.
TCU VS. COLORADO STATE
I owned a TCU hat that i bought in a airport in 9th grade. I'm pretty sure i got a date in that hat. So i'll take the frogs.
GARDNER-WEBB VS. GEORGIA TECH
I just read TAEs pick. Just for him saying that, I'm picking Garnder Webb.
TENNESSEE VS. GEORGIA
Georgia by one hundred. Literally.
MICHIGAN STATE VS. NORTHWESTERN
Ringer is about to bust off 240. State.
NOTRE DAME VS. NORTH CAROLINA
Get 'em, Butch!
PURDUE VS. OHIO STATE
Ohio State by 24. Really. I like the Buckeyes Big here. and i hope they do, so PSU has a somewhat legit schedule to close out the year.
WESTERN MICHIGAN VS. BUFFALO
Jim Kelly and the Bills by 3 field goals
UCF VS. MIAMI
The U
TEMPLE VS. CENTRAL MICHIGAN
I got a LeFevour, and the only persecription is touchdown passes
MIAMI OHIO VS. NORTHERN ILLINOIS
NO Illy vs. Mo Ho in a game of very irrelevant yet time tested nicknames. I think No Illy had theirs first, so i'll take em.
NEW MEXICO STATE VS. NEVADA
Nevada, shplemizzle, hossenfeffer incorportated!
ARKANSAS VS. AUBURN
Bathroom Bowl version 1.4
I cant beleive how seriously terrible arkasasasas is. Let it 'Burn
ARIZONA VS. STANFORD
WATCH OUT, ZONA! The Tree is home, and a cat would get lost in a forest.
Stanford.
NEW MEXICO VS. BYU
BYU in somewhat of a squeaker last week. Expect atonement.
Mormons by 40
BOWLING GREEN VS. AKRON
BGSU and the most goregoeus away uniforms that arent Oregon's by 2.
WASHINGTON STATE VS. OREGON STATE
Beavers
BALL STATE VS. WESTERN KENTUCKY
TAE made me a believer.. Ball State.. However, they're finally ranked. WATCH OUT for this one to be "CLoser than the experts think"
Bizz Stizz by 4
IOWA STATE VS. BAYLOR
DAAAAAA BERRS.
LA LAFAYETTE VS. NORTH TEXAS
I dont know if i've EVER picked USL to win a game, being how terrible they were in NCAA 99. (Yes, they were so freaking bad in that game that 10 years later i refuse to let it go and refuse to believe they have made any strides as a program and strongly question the fact that they have acutally won any games in that span.)
I wont pick USL to win, i'll pick UNT to lose.. by 30
LA MONROE VS. ARKANSAS STATE
Ark State by 13
MIDDLE TENNESSEE STATE VS. FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL
I still cant even beleive FL INT beat UNT by 70 or whatever it was.. Two point favs here. I'll take Kmetz, and the points.
FL INT by 1
UTAH STATE VS. SAN JOSE STATE
SJST
LSU VS. FLORIDA
Florida is slowly returning to Zookerball, top 3 talent with a top 20 finish. Les Miles refused to name Tim Tebow in an interview (Other than Joe, he is my absoulte favorite soundbite in college football). However, its an away game, LSU is still undefeated, and they shouldnt have beat florida last year. Give me the Gators by 2 tds.
OKLAHOMA STATE VS. MISSOURI
Mizzou hasnt had a 3 and out all year. They have scored on the first drive of the game in every game this year. They have outscored their opposition by about 250 points.
Sound Familiar?
Sooner fans of 03 and 04 should know that it doesnt matter how sweet your numbers, when you're led by a bonehead (Jason white/chase daniel) and I dont like your team, you are gonna fold when it counts and your season wont mean sh*t.
Mizzou close
PENN STATE VS. WISCONSIN
God gave me Blue veins and White skin for a reason!
Lions take their shovel and behead the lawn rodent in their own back yard!
TULSA VS. SOUTHERN METHODIST
Wow this is gonna be ugly.
BOISE STATE VS. SOUTHERN MISS
Uh Oh Boise! The Runner Vein in my arm is pulsating, telling me it is your time!
I dont have the balls to pick the upset, so I'll pull a Corso:
Boise with a Late FG to win the game
TULANE VS. UTEP
The team that got embarassed by army versus un talented at every position. its like the NCAA took a poop in a stadium and it played a game against each other.
Give me Tulane
AIR FORCE VS. SAN DIEGO STATE
I NEED TWO PURR GIVE ME TWO PURR SO I! CAN GET TO TYPIN THAT AIR FORCE WON!
IDAHO VS. FRESNO STATE
Mustache
UCLA VS. OREGON
I dont know why but i always kinda get the feeling that UCLA is going to win games they absouletly shouldnt. Problem is, they usually lose anyway..
Diamond Plated Ducks and their all time great unis (Spread increases by one TD per White Helmet, Yellow Helmet, etc) spread UCLA's cheeks and take it home
LA TECH VS. HAWAII
When i started typing this, i accidently typed "Boilermakers" in stead of Warriors when referring to hawaii. My whole goal of this one was to give my rational as to why i was picking hawaii, but because i accidently almost crossed them up with Purdue i considered changing my pikc all together.. Cant do it.
Barriormakers
SATURDAY 10/11/08:
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IOWA VS. INDIANA
Hawkeyes
TOLEDO VS. MICHIGAN
Michigan is a 18 point favorite. I was kind of suprised at that.. but still, Mcguffie is freaking nasty dude. I'll take the Wolverines at home
TEXAS VS. OKLAHOMA
If Texas ever had a chance to "Knock off" the Sooners, this is the year. Better ask WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross for his opinion: FFell Folks, itsff ffgood fole jay are fere. mumble mumble mumble mumble. SOONERS!
EAST CAROLINA VS. VIRGINIA
ECU.
I just vomited in my lap.
SYRACUSE VS. WEST VIRGINIA
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOUNTAINERRS!.
MINNESOTA VS. ILLINOIS
Illini
RUTGERS VS. CINCINNATI
Cincinnati owns a piece of my heart, and Rutgers has been trash this year. Bearcats by 10
SOUTH CAROLINA VS. KENTUCKY
The Ball Coach lost to Vandy already.. I'm deeming it absolutely impossible for him to lose to the Wildcats in the same year.
COLORADO VS. KANSAS
Da Doomp! Da Doomp! Da Doomp! Da Doomp!
Buffalo charge!
EASTERN MICHIGAN VS. ARMY
Time for army to get back ON the shnide
KANSAS STATE VS. TEXAS A&M
Push L2 and Run to Victory! (PS, thanks for showing up last week, K State)
UTAH VS. WYOMING
I have slain an antelope in the fields of wyoming. Utah is about to slay a football team on a field IN wyoming
OHIO VS. KENT STATE
Ohio.. or backwards, ohiO (that wont get old.)
VANDERBILT VS. MISSISSIPPI STATE
So Sowwy, Commodors! CROOM ME!
NEBRASKA VS. TEXAS TECH
Tech suprised me and Nebraska dissapointed me. My mini infatuation with Nebrask is gone. Suck my Husker!
Tech 9
ARIZONA STATE V.S USC
LOVE pete carrol, Love the Dirty Sanchez, Also LOVE the helmet logo, and the colleseum, and the Trojan War March song. Sadly, SC doesnt cover against conference teams they should beat by 40. I'll take SC by 21.
TCU VS. COLORADO STATE
I owned a TCU hat that i bought in a airport in 9th grade. I'm pretty sure i got a date in that hat. So i'll take the frogs.
GARDNER-WEBB VS. GEORGIA TECH
I just read TAEs pick. Just for him saying that, I'm picking Garnder Webb.
TENNESSEE VS. GEORGIA
Georgia by one hundred. Literally.
MICHIGAN STATE VS. NORTHWESTERN
Ringer is about to bust off 240. State.
NOTRE DAME VS. NORTH CAROLINA
Get 'em, Butch!
PURDUE VS. OHIO STATE
Ohio State by 24. Really. I like the Buckeyes Big here. and i hope they do, so PSU has a somewhat legit schedule to close out the year.
WESTERN MICHIGAN VS. BUFFALO
Jim Kelly and the Bills by 3 field goals
UCF VS. MIAMI
The U
TEMPLE VS. CENTRAL MICHIGAN
I got a LeFevour, and the only persecription is touchdown passes
MIAMI OHIO VS. NORTHERN ILLINOIS
NO Illy vs. Mo Ho in a game of very irrelevant yet time tested nicknames. I think No Illy had theirs first, so i'll take em.
NEW MEXICO STATE VS. NEVADA
Nevada, shplemizzle, hossenfeffer incorportated!
ARKANSAS VS. AUBURN
Bathroom Bowl version 1.4
I cant beleive how seriously terrible arkasasasas is. Let it 'Burn
ARIZONA VS. STANFORD
WATCH OUT, ZONA! The Tree is home, and a cat would get lost in a forest.
Stanford.
NEW MEXICO VS. BYU
BYU in somewhat of a squeaker last week. Expect atonement.
Mormons by 40
BOWLING GREEN VS. AKRON
BGSU and the most goregoeus away uniforms that arent Oregon's by 2.
WASHINGTON STATE VS. OREGON STATE
Beavers
BALL STATE VS. WESTERN KENTUCKY
TAE made me a believer.. Ball State.. However, they're finally ranked. WATCH OUT for this one to be "CLoser than the experts think"
Bizz Stizz by 4
IOWA STATE VS. BAYLOR
DAAAAAA BERRS.
LA LAFAYETTE VS. NORTH TEXAS
I dont know if i've EVER picked USL to win a game, being how terrible they were in NCAA 99. (Yes, they were so freaking bad in that game that 10 years later i refuse to let it go and refuse to believe they have made any strides as a program and strongly question the fact that they have acutally won any games in that span.)
I wont pick USL to win, i'll pick UNT to lose.. by 30
LA MONROE VS. ARKANSAS STATE
Ark State by 13
MIDDLE TENNESSEE STATE VS. FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL
I still cant even beleive FL INT beat UNT by 70 or whatever it was.. Two point favs here. I'll take Kmetz, and the points.
FL INT by 1
UTAH STATE VS. SAN JOSE STATE
SJST
LSU VS. FLORIDA
Florida is slowly returning to Zookerball, top 3 talent with a top 20 finish. Les Miles refused to name Tim Tebow in an interview (Other than Joe, he is my absoulte favorite soundbite in college football). However, its an away game, LSU is still undefeated, and they shouldnt have beat florida last year. Give me the Gators by 2 tds.
OKLAHOMA STATE VS. MISSOURI
Mizzou hasnt had a 3 and out all year. They have scored on the first drive of the game in every game this year. They have outscored their opposition by about 250 points.
Sound Familiar?
Sooner fans of 03 and 04 should know that it doesnt matter how sweet your numbers, when you're led by a bonehead (Jason white/chase daniel) and I dont like your team, you are gonna fold when it counts and your season wont mean sh*t.
Mizzou close
PENN STATE VS. WISCONSIN
God gave me Blue veins and White skin for a reason!
Lions take their shovel and behead the lawn rodent in their own back yard!
TULSA VS. SOUTHERN METHODIST
Wow this is gonna be ugly.
BOISE STATE VS. SOUTHERN MISS
Uh Oh Boise! The Runner Vein in my arm is pulsating, telling me it is your time!
I dont have the balls to pick the upset, so I'll pull a Corso:
Boise with a Late FG to win the game
TULANE VS. UTEP
The team that got embarassed by army versus un talented at every position. its like the NCAA took a poop in a stadium and it played a game against each other.
Give me Tulane
AIR FORCE VS. SAN DIEGO STATE
I NEED TWO PURR GIVE ME TWO PURR SO I! CAN GET TO TYPIN THAT AIR FORCE WON!
IDAHO VS. FRESNO STATE
Mustache
UCLA VS. OREGON
I dont know why but i always kinda get the feeling that UCLA is going to win games they absouletly shouldnt. Problem is, they usually lose anyway..
Diamond Plated Ducks and their all time great unis (Spread increases by one TD per White Helmet, Yellow Helmet, etc) spread UCLA's cheeks and take it home
LA TECH VS. HAWAII
When i started typing this, i accidently typed "Boilermakers" in stead of Warriors when referring to hawaii. My whole goal of this one was to give my rational as to why i was picking hawaii, but because i accidently almost crossed them up with Purdue i considered changing my pikc all together.. Cant do it.
Barriormakers
Last edited by DeBiceps on September 20th, 2011, 12:35 am, edited 1 time in total.
Re: TOOF N NAIL WK 7
Back and better than ever, Suckers. Heres the Winners:
SATURDAY 10/11/08:
====================
IOWA VS. INDIANA
Hawkeyes
TOLEDO VS. MICHIGAN
Michigan is a 18 point favorite. I was kind of suprised at that.. but still, Mcguffie is freaking nasty dude. I'll take the Wolverines at home
TEXAS VS. OKLAHOMA
If Texas ever had a chance to "Knock off" the Sooners, this is the year. Better ask WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross for his opinion: FFell Folks, itsff ffgood fole jay are fere. mumble mumble mumble mumble. SOONERS!
EAST CAROLINA VS. VIRGINIA
ECU.
I just vomited in my lap.
SYRACUSE VS. WEST VIRGINIA
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOUNTAINERRS!.
MINNESOTA VS. ILLINOIS
Illini
RUTGERS VS. CINCINNATI
Cincinnati owns a piece of my heart, and Rutgers has been trash this year. Bearcats by 10
SOUTH CAROLINA VS. KENTUCKY
The Ball Coach lost to Vandy already.. I'm deeming it absolutely impossible for him to lose to the Wildcats in the same year.
COLORADO VS. KANSAS
Da Doomp! Da Doomp! Da Doomp! Da Doomp!
Buffalo charge!
EASTERN MICHIGAN VS. ARMY
Time for army to get back ON the shnide
KANSAS STATE VS. TEXAS A&M
Push L2 and Run to Victory! (PS, thanks for showing up last week, K State)
UTAH VS. WYOMING
I have slain an antelope in the fields of wyoming. Utah is about to slay a football team on a field IN wyoming
OHIO VS. KENT STATE
Ohio.. or backwards, ohiO (that wont get old.)
VANDERBILT VS. MISSISSIPPI STATE
So Sowwy, Commodors! CROOM ME!
NEBRASKA VS. TEXAS TECH
Tech suprised me and Nebraska dissapointed me. My mini infatuation with Nebrask is gone. Suck my Husker!
Tech 9
ARIZONA STATE V.S USC
LOVE pete carrol, Love the Dirty Sanchez, Also LOVE the helmet logo, and the colleseum, and the Trojan War March song. Sadly, SC doesnt cover against conference teams they should beat by 40. I'll take SC by 21.
TCU VS. COLORADO STATE
I owned a TCU hat that i bought in a airport in 9th grade. I'm pretty sure i got a date in that hat. So i'll take the frogs.
GARDNER-WEBB VS. GEORGIA TECH
I just read TAEs pick. Just for him saying that, I'm picking Garnder Webb.
TENNESSEE VS. GEORGIA
Georgia by one hundred. Literally.
MICHIGAN STATE VS. NORTHWESTERN
Ringer is about to bust off 240. State.
NOTRE DAME VS. NORTH CAROLINA
Get 'em, Butch!
PURDUE VS. OHIO STATE
Ohio State by 24. Really. I like the Buckeyes Big here. and i hope they do, so PSU has a somewhat legit schedule to close out the year.
WESTERN MICHIGAN VS. BUFFALO
Jim Kelly and the Bills by 3 field goals
UCF VS. MIAMI
The U
TEMPLE VS. CENTRAL MICHIGAN
I got a LeFevour, and the only persecription is touchdown passes
MIAMI OHIO VS. NORTHERN ILLINOIS
NO Illy vs. Mo Ho in a game of very irrelevant yet time tested nicknames. I think No Illy had theirs first, so i'll take em.
NEW MEXICO STATE VS. NEVADA
Nevada, shplemizzle, hossenfeffer incorportated!
ARKANSAS VS. AUBURN
Bathroom Bowl version 1.4
I cant beleive how seriously terrible arkasasasas is. Let it 'Burn
ARIZONA VS. STANFORD
WATCH OUT, ZONA! The Tree is home, and a cat would get lost in a forest.
Stanford.
NEW MEXICO VS. BYU
BYU in somewhat of a squeaker last week. Expect atonement.
Mormons by 40
BOWLING GREEN VS. AKRON
BGSU and the most goregoeus away uniforms that arent Oregon's by 2.
WASHINGTON STATE VS. OREGON STATE
Beavers
BALL STATE VS. WESTERN KENTUCKY
TAE made me a believer.. Ball State.. However, they're finally ranked. WATCH OUT for this one to be "CLoser than the experts think"
Bizz Stizz by 4
IOWA STATE VS. BAYLOR
DAAAAAA BERRS.
LA LAFAYETTE VS. NORTH TEXAS
I dont know if i've EVER picked USL to win a game, being how terrible they were in NCAA 99. (Yes, they were so freaking bad in that game that 10 years later i refuse to let it go and refuse to believe they have made any strides as a program and strongly question the fact that they have acutally won any games in that span.)
I wont pick USL to win, i'll pick UNT to lose.. by 30
LA MONROE VS. ARKANSAS STATE
Ark State by 13
MIDDLE TENNESSEE STATE VS. FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL
I still cant even beleive FL INT beat UNT by 70 or whatever it was.. Two point favs here. I'll take Kmetz, and the points.
FL INT by 1
UTAH STATE VS. SAN JOSE STATE
SJST
LSU VS. FLORIDA
Florida is slowly returning to Zookerball, top 3 talent with a top 20 finish. Les Miles refused to name Tim Tebow in an interview (Other than Joe, he is my absoulte favorite soundbite in college football). However, its an away game, LSU is still undefeated, and they shouldnt have beat florida last year. Give me the Gators by 2 tds.
OKLAHOMA STATE VS. MISSOURI
Mizzou hasnt had a 3 and out all year. They have scored on the first drive of the game in every game this year. They have outscored their opposition by about 250 points.
Sound Familiar?
Sooner fans of 03 and 04 should know that it doesnt matter how sweet your numbers, when you're led by a bonehead (Jason white/chase daniel) and I dont like your team, you are gonna fold when it counts and your season wont mean sh*t.
Mizzou close
PENN STATE VS. WISCONSIN
God gave me Blue veins and White skin for a reason!
Lions take their shovel and behead the lawn rodent in their own back yard!
TULSA VS. SOUTHERN METHODIST
Wow this is gonna be ugly.
BOISE STATE VS. SOUTHERN MISS
Uh Oh Boise! The Runner Vein in my arm is pulsating, telling me it is your time!
I dont have the balls to pick the upset, so I'll pull a Corso:
Boise with a Late FG to win the game
TULANE VS. UTEP
The team that got embarassed by army versus un talented at every position. its like the NCAA took a poop in a stadium and it played a game against each other.
Give me Tulane
AIR FORCE VS. SAN DIEGO STATE
I NEED TWO PURR GIVE ME TWO PURR SO I! CAN GET TO TYPIN THAT AIR FORCE WON!
IDAHO VS. FRESNO STATE
Mustache
UCLA VS. OREGON
I dont know why but i always kinda get the feeling that UCLA is going to win games they absouletly shouldnt. Problem is, they usually lose anyway..
Diamond Plated Ducks and their all time great unis (Spread increases by one TD per White Helmet, Yellow Helmet, etc) spread UCLA's cheeks and take it home
LA TECH VS. HAWAII
When i started typing this, i accidently typed "Boilermakers" in stead of Warriors when referring to hawaii. My whole goal of this one was to give my rational as to why i was picking hawaii, but because i accidently almost crossed them up with Purdue i considered changing my pikc all together.. Cant do it.
Barriormakers
SATURDAY 10/11/08:
====================
IOWA VS. INDIANA
Hawkeyes
TOLEDO VS. MICHIGAN
Michigan is a 18 point favorite. I was kind of suprised at that.. but still, Mcguffie is freaking nasty dude. I'll take the Wolverines at home
TEXAS VS. OKLAHOMA
If Texas ever had a chance to "Knock off" the Sooners, this is the year. Better ask WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross for his opinion: FFell Folks, itsff ffgood fole jay are fere. mumble mumble mumble mumble. SOONERS!
EAST CAROLINA VS. VIRGINIA
ECU.
I just vomited in my lap.
SYRACUSE VS. WEST VIRGINIA
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOUNTAINERRS!.
MINNESOTA VS. ILLINOIS
Illini
RUTGERS VS. CINCINNATI
Cincinnati owns a piece of my heart, and Rutgers has been trash this year. Bearcats by 10
SOUTH CAROLINA VS. KENTUCKY
The Ball Coach lost to Vandy already.. I'm deeming it absolutely impossible for him to lose to the Wildcats in the same year.
COLORADO VS. KANSAS
Da Doomp! Da Doomp! Da Doomp! Da Doomp!
Buffalo charge!
EASTERN MICHIGAN VS. ARMY
Time for army to get back ON the shnide
KANSAS STATE VS. TEXAS A&M
Push L2 and Run to Victory! (PS, thanks for showing up last week, K State)
UTAH VS. WYOMING
I have slain an antelope in the fields of wyoming. Utah is about to slay a football team on a field IN wyoming
OHIO VS. KENT STATE
Ohio.. or backwards, ohiO (that wont get old.)
VANDERBILT VS. MISSISSIPPI STATE
So Sowwy, Commodors! CROOM ME!
NEBRASKA VS. TEXAS TECH
Tech suprised me and Nebraska dissapointed me. My mini infatuation with Nebrask is gone. Suck my Husker!
Tech 9
ARIZONA STATE V.S USC
LOVE pete carrol, Love the Dirty Sanchez, Also LOVE the helmet logo, and the colleseum, and the Trojan War March song. Sadly, SC doesnt cover against conference teams they should beat by 40. I'll take SC by 21.
TCU VS. COLORADO STATE
I owned a TCU hat that i bought in a airport in 9th grade. I'm pretty sure i got a date in that hat. So i'll take the frogs.
GARDNER-WEBB VS. GEORGIA TECH
I just read TAEs pick. Just for him saying that, I'm picking Garnder Webb.
TENNESSEE VS. GEORGIA
Georgia by one hundred. Literally.
MICHIGAN STATE VS. NORTHWESTERN
Ringer is about to bust off 240. State.
NOTRE DAME VS. NORTH CAROLINA
Get 'em, Butch!
PURDUE VS. OHIO STATE
Ohio State by 24. Really. I like the Buckeyes Big here. and i hope they do, so PSU has a somewhat legit schedule to close out the year.
WESTERN MICHIGAN VS. BUFFALO
Jim Kelly and the Bills by 3 field goals
UCF VS. MIAMI
The U
TEMPLE VS. CENTRAL MICHIGAN
I got a LeFevour, and the only persecription is touchdown passes
MIAMI OHIO VS. NORTHERN ILLINOIS
NO Illy vs. Mo Ho in a game of very irrelevant yet time tested nicknames. I think No Illy had theirs first, so i'll take em.
NEW MEXICO STATE VS. NEVADA
Nevada, shplemizzle, hossenfeffer incorportated!
ARKANSAS VS. AUBURN
Bathroom Bowl version 1.4
I cant beleive how seriously terrible arkasasasas is. Let it 'Burn
ARIZONA VS. STANFORD
WATCH OUT, ZONA! The Tree is home, and a cat would get lost in a forest.
Stanford.
NEW MEXICO VS. BYU
BYU in somewhat of a squeaker last week. Expect atonement.
Mormons by 40
BOWLING GREEN VS. AKRON
BGSU and the most goregoeus away uniforms that arent Oregon's by 2.
WASHINGTON STATE VS. OREGON STATE
Beavers
BALL STATE VS. WESTERN KENTUCKY
TAE made me a believer.. Ball State.. However, they're finally ranked. WATCH OUT for this one to be "CLoser than the experts think"
Bizz Stizz by 4
IOWA STATE VS. BAYLOR
DAAAAAA BERRS.
LA LAFAYETTE VS. NORTH TEXAS
I dont know if i've EVER picked USL to win a game, being how terrible they were in NCAA 99. (Yes, they were so freaking bad in that game that 10 years later i refuse to let it go and refuse to believe they have made any strides as a program and strongly question the fact that they have acutally won any games in that span.)
I wont pick USL to win, i'll pick UNT to lose.. by 30
LA MONROE VS. ARKANSAS STATE
Ark State by 13
MIDDLE TENNESSEE STATE VS. FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL
I still cant even beleive FL INT beat UNT by 70 or whatever it was.. Two point favs here. I'll take Kmetz, and the points.
FL INT by 1
UTAH STATE VS. SAN JOSE STATE
SJST
LSU VS. FLORIDA
Florida is slowly returning to Zookerball, top 3 talent with a top 20 finish. Les Miles refused to name Tim Tebow in an interview (Other than Joe, he is my absoulte favorite soundbite in college football). However, its an away game, LSU is still undefeated, and they shouldnt have beat florida last year. Give me the Gators by 2 tds.
OKLAHOMA STATE VS. MISSOURI
Mizzou hasnt had a 3 and out all year. They have scored on the first drive of the game in every game this year. They have outscored their opposition by about 250 points.
Sound Familiar?
Sooner fans of 03 and 04 should know that it doesnt matter how sweet your numbers, when you're led by a bonehead (Jason white/chase daniel) and I dont like your team, you are gonna fold when it counts and your season wont mean sh*t.
Mizzou close
PENN STATE VS. WISCONSIN
God gave me Blue veins and White skin for a reason!
Lions take their shovel and behead the lawn rodent in their own back yard!
TULSA VS. SOUTHERN METHODIST
Wow this is gonna be ugly.
BOISE STATE VS. SOUTHERN MISS
Uh Oh Boise! The Runner Vein in my arm is pulsating, telling me it is your time!
I dont have the balls to pick the upset, so I'll pull a Corso:
Boise with a Late FG to win the game
TULANE VS. UTEP
The team that got embarassed by army versus un talented at every position. its like the NCAA took a poop in a stadium and it played a game against each other.
Give me Tulane
AIR FORCE VS. SAN DIEGO STATE
I NEED TWO PURR GIVE ME TWO PURR SO I! CAN GET TO TYPIN THAT AIR FORCE WON!
IDAHO VS. FRESNO STATE
Mustache
UCLA VS. OREGON
I dont know why but i always kinda get the feeling that UCLA is going to win games they absouletly shouldnt. Problem is, they usually lose anyway..
Diamond Plated Ducks and their all time great unis (Spread increases by one TD per White Helmet, Yellow Helmet, etc) spread UCLA's cheeks and take it home
LA TECH VS. HAWAII
When i started typing this, i accidently typed "Boilermakers" in stead of Warriors when referring to hawaii. My whole goal of this one was to give my rational as to why i was picking hawaii, but because i accidently almost crossed them up with Purdue i considered changing my pikc all together.. Cant do it.
Barriormakers