Tarzan vs. Deer Hunter

[The Ancient Enemy]

Need to start another Windber versus Clairton thread since the 15 year olds on this site cannot spell Clairton correctly.

Well, here it is, the much anticipated showdown between Windber and Clairton. Both schools have a lot of history. Windber, home of coal mines and garbage pizza shops, and Clairton, home of poverty. WHO CAN WIN THE EPIC COLLISON?

Johnny Weismuller will be in attendance, as will Robert DeNiro and Meryl Streep. Oh, that meryl Streep is such a phony baloney!!!!!!!

I'm sure Windber will use the triple T or Super Wing or whatever the hell that offense is called. Clairton has a very powerful offense.

Awesome QB named Teddy "Bear" Gomez. Great arm strength, very accurate, and was named "sexiest HS mexican athlete" by the Pittsburgh Mexican Teen Dispatch. On defense the Renegades are led by Malcolm "Mister" Clean, who is anything but. Having a severe crack addiction, he was found sleeping inside the body of an old dog to keep warm. He later got back on his feet and upgraded his housing to a 4-door cadillac in a junkyard. His teammates descibe him as "filthy, abominal, and disgusting" but surprisingly enough he is a gentleman who will hold the door for the elderliest of old women. It is not uncommon for old banana peels to fall out whenever he takes off his helmet. He attributes his success on the field to crack. He is being heavily recruited by the Alleghany County Prison System, and holds a full scholarship offer from Penn State.

Clairton is a school with a rich football tradition, having won over 70 WPIAL titles. Windber on the other hand has a few District 5 titles that they won over Conemaugh Township, who runs away scared as hell whenever they have to play Windber again. Windber also is the oxycotin capital of the world and still struggles to find a pizza identity as mediocre Mimo's and Fox's and D'Arcs just cannot get their feet on the ground.

Give me Clairton 21-0 after 1, 40-0 after 2, and 89-0 by the end.

[Footballman]

The Ancient Enemy ...

Have for you ever been to the town of Windber???
How much history does your hometown have, and why?


The Offense is called THE SINGLE WING... So get that right.
If you want history on that, look it up on youtube.

Also get you facts about Windber Football correct before you open your mouth.

[Footballman]

Maybe someone from windber can do a touchdown dance. 9

[The Ancient Enemy]

Now if there's a smile on my face
It's only there trying to fool the public
But when it comes down to fooling you
Now honey that's quite a different subject
But don't let my glad expression
Give you the wrong impression
Really I'm sad, oh I'm sadder than sad
You're gone and I'm hurtin' so bad
Like a clown I pretend to be glad



Now there's some sad things known to man
But ain't too much sadder than
The tears of a clown, when there's no one around
Uh hum, oh yeah baby

Now if I appear to be carefree
It's only to camouflage my sadness
And honey to shield my pride I try
To cover this hurt with a show of gladness
But don't let my show convince you
That I've been happy since you
Decided to go, oh I need you so
I'm hurt and I want you to know
But for others I put on a show, ooh yeah



{repeat CHORUS}

Just like Pagliacci did
I try to keep my surface hid
Smiling in the public eye
But in my lonely room I cry
The tears of a clown
When there's no one around, oh yeah, baby baby
Now if there's a smile on my face
Don't let my glad expression
Give you the wrong impression
Don't let this smile I wear
Make you think that I don't care
When really I'm sad?I?m hurting so bad??

[Born_to_Ramble]

Do you believe in Miracles?

[nLions1]

In this case my friend...no. We will not see any type of miracle in this game. Over 7 points for Windber would be a miracle.

[Born_to_Ramble]

I was referring to the song. One of my favorites.

[The Ancient Enemy]

Fleetwood Mac?

[robQ]

windber is also the hometown of 'mr. rock n roll' Allen Freed. Change this to Rock n' Roll vs. Deer Hunter

[Born_to_Ramble]

Smokey Robinson and the MIRACLES.