PSU Creates New ARCHERY major!!!

[WPIAL~Titan]

AAAh, PSU has created a new major:

ARCHERY SCIENCES

Tyler "Robin Hood" Reed is the first enrollee. Andrew "Crossbow" Richardson and EZ "At least shooting a few arrows is better than getting sexual assault pinned on me" Smith are not far behind.

ALL are suspended by that tough, no nonsense disciplinarian JokePa "for the time being"...No doubt, that means from today until 15 minutes before the first official practice in August.

Suspended for the "time being"????? I sense a BIG dose of JokePa's famous "Depth Chart Justice" coming!!!

Check out the link:

http://pennstate.scout.com/2/363121.html

[El-Moldo]

I shot an arrow into the air. It fell to earth I know not where.... Tyler Reed who started 9 games last year on the O-line for PSU, and Scott Paxson who started all 11 games on the D-line last year, were charged earlier this week with criminal mischief in connection with a January incident in which they allegedly shot arrows into and through the wall of their apartment with a compound bow in the pre-dawn hours following a party at their place. Pre-dawn? Would that be about 5 AM? Anyway, Andy Richardson who started 6 games on the O-line last year, and E.Z. Smith who started every game at center were not charged but were involved. Fran Gantner characterized the situation as a suspension pending the outcome of the judicial review process. Joe Paterno was quoted as saying, "I'll let the university handle it their way, then I'll handle it my way"......I thought frontal lobe development was complete by age eighteen! And I heard they originally wanted to shoot an apple off of Michael Richardson's head, but they were afraid they would break their arrows if they aimed too low.

[The Ancient Enemy]

Moldy, my goodness, such hostility! Now we want Robinson shot in the head. Sheesh.

If anyone needs "target practice" it's Robinson! I would have LIKED IT if he would have the one involved.

Funny thing about Scott Paxson... he's the fourth best defensive player in Pennsylvania. Right behind Pasluzny and Dan Connor and Alan Zemeitis. Coincidentally, those 4 all play for PSU.

[El-Moldo]

I guess when your team always goes 3 and out on offense you have a chance to PLAY alot of defense, which can beef up those defensive stats, right?..And how does anyone infer that we want Robinson shot in the head with an arrow from my last post. Selective comprehension?

[WPIAL~Titan]

NewsFlash...

PSU football players to star in the re-make of the movie:

"Robin Hood: Men in Fights"

Uh ohhh, here comes the strict disciplinarian JokePa with the depth chart justice!!!

JokePA is under great pressure to win and win NEXT SEASON. PSU is under .500 over the last 6 seasons and the natives are getting VERY restless.

PSU's O-Line was already HORRIBLE last year, now two starters plus another who started 6 games (Richardson) until he almost got TWO QB's killed vs. Wisconsin, are in trouble.

It should be REAL INTERESTING to see how The Great Disciplinarian handles this mess.

..I am sure Mr. Sanctimonious himself will do the right thing and surely preserve the integrity of college football. SURELY, Mr. Wonderful won't leave the game "to the Sherrills and Switzers of the world", will he?

I hope the Jokester can find a good clean up hitter if those O-linemen can't play next year. If they had one last year, they might have been able to hit that big 3 run homer at the end of the Iowa game instead of losing 6-4 on those two bases loaded walks.

My prediction: All of the boys will play and JokePa will call it "Just a misunderstanding."

WT

[The Ancient Enemy]

Here's the plot summary of the 90's horror "classic" The Dentist starring Corbin Bernsen:

Dr. Allan Feinstone had everything. A beautiful wife, a huge house, and a wonderful job of being a dentist. His mind has snapped. Any plaque, tooth decay, or bad breath can set off his mind, and now if you have a trip to the dentist, you better cancel it, unless you want to be dentally tortured.

It is not a vast leap from dentist to MADNESS! Mad scientists are typically crazy doctors, and it is not unreasonable to think that a specialized doctor, aka a dentist, lacks the capacity to lose his marbles. With that being said, did The Maestro selective comprehend, or is he too perceptive for his own good?


Photographic evidence

[The Ancient Enemy]

I forgot to post this last night...




I just want everyone to appreciate what has just happened here on BleacherCoaches. History has been made, gents. For the first time in his tenure here at BC, WPIAL-TITAN has made a post that does not talk any trash on Nick Marmo! You're on your way to great things, Titan. You're almost a real man, now!

[WPIAL~Titan]

Yeah, but PSU still stinks and doesn't go to bowl games. Besides, if Nicky hadn't quit the team, I'm sure he'd have been right there in the middle of the archery lesson, maybe even with the apple on his head.

Wonder how they'll do losing the 4 starting linemen, errrr, I mean ARCHERS...Oh, wait, JokePa is going to wait for PSU to impose discipline, then impose his own. I'll bet President Spanier really appreciates that.

WT

PS--I wonder if Nicky Marmo has any more eligibility left...Looks like IUP may be able to use a few good men...Click on the link below to find out why:

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05085/477991.stm

Looks like my homie Carmen Felus will be scrambling to grab a few D1s who have either flunked out or are tired sitting!!! Does Zak Mills have any eligibility left?????

[LionPride]

Titan - is dismissal from the team satisfactory punishment for you? I wonder if Pitt would administer such "light" punishment?

[El-Moldo]

According to the Channel 6 sports tonite, the Center Times is reporting that the 4 archery buffs will be dismissed from the team. As far as light punishment goes at Pitt, do you mean like Yuri Demetrius?