BIZARRO WORLD
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BIZARRO WORLD

As everyone knows, Your Literary Hero is at school in Tejas. Something very strange happened just now. I was driving back from class and was driving through campus when I saw a pink Ford off to the right, parked. No big deal, right? The car had Minnesota plates. However, the license plate holder said both SOUTH FORK and IMPALA. There is a Ford dealership in South Fork, PA called Impala Ford. So that threw a monkeywrench into whatever I was thinking about, probably something about WrestleMania IV or something derogatory against Dave Wannstedt, and I had to stop and leave this person a note, basically just saying how weird of a coincidence that was. That is too weird to be left unsaid, in my opinion, even though I'm sure I came off as a creep and a maniac. But some chicks go for that, so maybe I'll be lucky and get some side action from the Impala girl. A little side action never hurt nobody... except the person you are dating! Hey, better you than me. THANK YOU, FRANK IMPALA!!!!!!
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Re: BIZARRO WORLD
The village idiot telling me he's "dumber" for having read a ridiculous post is like getting a job recommendation from Bozo the Clown.
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Re: BIZARRO WORLD
Is this a case of the Bizarro World though or just a case of a Small World after all. Because one has to remember, the Bizarro World is the opposite of this world. Up is Down, Hello is Good bye, Good is Bad. Do geographic coincidences constitute a Bizarro World encounter?
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Re: BIZARRO WORLD
This one tops that one. I heard one of the locals (here) say that awhile back, he happened to be waaayyyyy out in the middle of nowhere in "Boondocks", Georgia, and happened to see a car with a 'Bud's Auto Sales' license holder. For those out of the loop, that's the biggest used car dealer in the entire East Coast (or so it seems) located in the heart of beautiful downtown Beaverdale. Saaaa-lute!
"What we've got here is...failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don't like it anymore than you men." -Strother Martin, COOL HAND LUKE
Re: BIZARRO WORLD
Call BR-549
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Re: BIZARRO WORLD
Weapon X brings up a good point.
Pale, remember though that Frank Impala sells Fords at Impala Motors in South Fork. Ford, Impala, and South Fork were all in my story.
Pale, remember though that Frank Impala sells Fords at Impala Motors in South Fork. Ford, Impala, and South Fork were all in my story.
