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[The Ancient Enemy]

Here's what mighty ESPN did yesterday, to add to their recent shows about absolutely nothing.

They had a segment where the question was asked: "If college football had a trade deadline, who would go where, and for what?"

What a great idea to hype the season. Oh, let's send Brian Brohm to Washington in exchange for 4 prospects. How about Arkansas trades Darren McFadden to Temple for players to be named later. Thank you, ESPN, for killing the last bit of respect I had for you. You can't even watch college football on ESPN unless you mute it anyways. If I hear Mike Tirico blow a gasket one more time over Toledo scoring a 1st quarter TD against Bowling Green on a Wednesday night, I'm gonna lose it.

Who's Now?

Rafael Palmeiro

or

Heinrich Himmler?

How about

Danica Patrick

or

Razor Ramon?

Who's Now?

Fred Gwynn

or

Danica Patrick?

Who's Now?

Danica Patrick

or

Tone Loc?

Why do they all involve Danica Patrick?